{"id":597,"date":"2011-07-25T20:04:29","date_gmt":"2011-07-26T00:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/proposmontreal.com\/?p=597"},"modified":"2011-07-25T21:19:42","modified_gmt":"2011-07-26T01:19:42","slug":"ma-voisine-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proposmontreal.com\/index.php\/ma-voisine-sexy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ma voisine sexy"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Temps de lecture approximatif de<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 2<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minutes<\/span><\/span><p>Le Grand Prix du Canada est pass\u00e9e, le Festival Heavy MTL est encore en mode nettoyage, il ne reste que le Festival Osheaga et la course de Nascar pour boucler l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 du Parc jean-Drapeau. Ces quatre \u00e9v\u00e9nements m\u2019inspire une petite histoire et une question qui reste encore \u00e0 r\u00e9pondre. Je reviens donc sur le blogue apr\u00e8s une longue absence avec un jeu de r\u00f4le. Imaginez cette sc\u00e8ne tir\u00e9e dans un d\u00e9cor de condo d\u2019habitation de s\u00e9rie Radio-Canadienne digne de Fabienne ou de R\u00e9jean.<\/p>\n<p>Ma voisine est \u201csexy\u201d et \u201ctrendy\u201d elle aime faire la f\u00eate et est l\u2019envie de plusieurs de mes voisins de palier, elle invite souvent des amis, fait des parties et des BBQ et \u00e0 quelques reprises durant l\u2019ann\u00e9e, elle \u00e9coute sa musique un peu trop fort. Appelons la Vanessa Montr\u00e9al.<\/p>\n<p>Mon autre voisin lui est un jeune professionnel avec sa petite famille, mini-fourgonnette, tondeuse du dimanche matin qui autrement, aime sa vie plut\u00f4t tranquille loin du brou ha ha. Appelons le Richard St-Lambert.<\/p>\n<p>Quand Vanessa fait un party dans son salon, le mur mitoyen entre elle et Richard vibre, le son passe au travers du mur et m\u00eame si ce d\u00e9sordre auditif n\u2019arrive qu\u2019une poign\u00e9e de fois par ann\u00e9e, Richard commence vraiment \u00e0 \u00eatre fatigu\u00e9 de ce vacarme passager, il a m\u00eame fait des plaintes au syndicat du condo. Ce que l\u2019histoire ne dit pas c\u2019est que Richard a eu quelques aventures avec Vanessa, des \u201cbooty calls\u201d de temps \u00e0 autre et profite des \u201cinfrastructures\u201d de Vanessa, il aime bien s\u2019y aventurer quand il s&rsquo;ennuie avec sa petite famille et sa vie ordinaire. <\/p>\n<p>Richard est-il un hypocrite, selon moi, oui, mais selon nos autres voisins qui partage le m\u00eame style de vie, Richard St-Lambert fait bien de chialer avant que Vanessa ambitionne sur les f\u00eates. Malheureusement, la plupart de mes autres voisins tout aussi hypocrites, tranquille, p\u00e8res de famille et chauffeurs de mini fourgonnette ont aussi eu de petites aventures avec Vanessa.<\/p>\n<p>La question m\u00e9rite donc d\u2019\u00eatre pos\u00e9e. Vanessa est-elle facile ou ce sont mes voisins qui sont les plus coupables d\u2019hypocrisie ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Temps de lecture approximatif de<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 2<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minutes<\/span><\/span>Le Grand Prix du Canada est pass\u00e9e, le Festival Heavy MTL est encore en mode nettoyage, il ne reste que le Festival Osheaga et la course de Nascar pour boucler l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 du Parc jean-Drapeau. Ces quatre \u00e9v\u00e9nements m\u2019inspire une petite histoire et une question qui reste encore \u00e0 r\u00e9pondre.<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/proposmontreal.com\/index.php\/ma-voisine-sexy\/\">Pour lire l&#039;article&#8230;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ma voisine sexy<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[445,444,112,30,443,212,442],"class_list":["post-597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualite","category-urbanisme","tag-branleux-de-pancarte","tag-bruit","tag-chialeux","tag-montreal","tag-parc-jean-drapeau","tag-plainte","tag-st-lambert","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Ma voisine sexy<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Le Grand Prix du Canada est pass\u00e9e, le Festival Heavy MTL est encore en mode nettoyage, il ne reste que le Festival Osheaga et la course de Nascar pour boucler l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 du Parc jean-Drapeau. 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